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2. 耶稣说:「这是什么东西?」
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4. 「如果手术成功的话他们都感谢耶稣…」
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「但如果不成功的话,他们就告我」
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14. 「当煮他们的时候他们的叫声让我好烦」「那不是尖叫,只是被逼出的空气罢了」
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15. 这…
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16. 「超恶棍Honda 2000 CR500 快到喷尿」
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17. 纽约的Y世代说:「王子死掉真的让我心情很糟。我真的无法想像伊莉莎白女王的悲伤…没有任何妈妈必须要白发人送黑发人」
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去世的是歌星Prince…
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21. 「女子在赢了六合彩之后在老板桌上便便而被逮捕」
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22. 「James,可以帮我转换到铁达尼号去吗?」
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James:「没问题」(把他送到铁达尼号餐厅去)
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24. 「我对于Prince去世真的很伤心,但如果你在蕾哈娜脸上画胡子的话,就会立刻感觉Prince还与我们同在」
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25. 「扭曲男人专用」
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26. 「用字无法无法形容你有多帅」
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「但数字可以…3/10…」
27. 「当你带她离开酒吧时 VS 当你起床看到她时」
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28. 「我的真爱…网路」
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30. 「这个产品里含有花生」
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来源:eBaumsWorld
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