30隻「一點都不屑你想法」的超爆笑混蛋動物。#8貓咪終於露出真面目了!

1. 狗狗不想學游泳,只要能這樣漂浮就夠了…   2. 野生的…   3. 貓皇都打不過,可能是KFC基因改造過的G戰士。 廣告   4.   5.   6.就這樣在教堂裡霸佔了耶穌寶寶的床…   7. 火雞當路霸! 廣告   8. 殺人滅口對他來說是家常便飯。   9. 跟人類奴役人類

April 22, 2017
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1. 狗狗不想學游泳,只要能這樣漂浮就夠了…

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

 

2. 野生的…

Oh Deer

 

3. 貓皇都打不過,可能是KFC基因改造過的G戰士。

Zero F*cks Given
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4.

Crow Gives No F*cks

 

5.

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

 

6.就這樣在教堂裡霸佔了耶穌寶寶的床…

This Church Cat

 

7. 火雞當路霸!

This Turkey
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8. 殺人滅口對他來說是家常便飯。

Kitty Doesn't Care  About Your Problems

 

9. 跟人類奴役人類的概念差不多。

F*ck You, Other Duck

 

10. 他喜歡走在危險的邊緣。

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

 

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11. 「這個小傢伙就這樣跳到我們的船上,然後跑到我們沙發上休息…」

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

 

12. 下樓時看到這個小兄弟就這樣…

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

 

13. 「你們有種出來跟我單挑啊!」

This Cat

 

14.

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store
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15.

Poor Dog

 

16. 下雨天照樣睡。

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

 

17. 

This Seagull

 

18. 好混蛋的海鷗。

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care
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19. 我做了一個派的餅皮,翻過來時看到…

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

 

20. 這樣大家要怎麼吃飯啊?當場舔蛋…

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

 

21. 「時間一長熟了,這隻帥氣的浣熊就很喜歡過來這樣…」

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

 

22. 後面的人類不知道什麼時候已經甩掉了…

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

 

23.「請不要把飲料隨便亂放,這隻貓是個混蛋」

Zero F*cks Given
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24. 照樣游。

F*cks Given Level: Goose

 

25. 這隻混蛋狗超愛坐在其他狗/人身上。

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

 

26.

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck
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27.

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

 

28. 這隻水豚跟所有生物都是好兄弟。

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

 

29. 連一點點,都不覺得有趣。

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed
 
TEEPR小編:他是方丈狗嗎?!

 

30. 「這個混蛋飛過兩片玻璃,毀了我的臥室,便便在所有的東西上面,然後請他走的時候還敢這樣對我微笑…」

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises
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