1. 袋鼠:「我會保護你,直到你準備好。」北極熊:「我會保護你,直到你準備好。」猴子:「我會保護你,直到你準備好。」鳥:「飛吧,X子。」
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2. 「呃…我撐不住了!」「茶弄好了!」
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3. 「我們的寶寶正在說他的第一句話。」「汪汪汪……」「他知道所有字!」
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4. 「我是酒!我可以填滿任何空間!無論是杯子、桶子或空虛的心。」
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5. 鴿子:「我的女士,讓我用練習多年的舞蹈吸引你。」企鵝:「愛人,給你我找了好幾個月的最平滑的石頭。」河豚:「我以這個錯綜複雜的外表來展現對你的愛。」人類:
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6.「鳥兒的求偶歌!好舒服。」「請來愛我!」
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7. 「大家!我們被攻擊的時候會做什麼?」「我們抓他!」「我們咬他!」「我們放屁。」
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8. 「啊,有螞蟻!」「地方再次變得乾淨了。」……龍捲風:「啊,有人類!」
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9. 「你看起來就像一個變形的橘子。」「閉嘴痘痘臉。」「大家不要再吵了。我們都是水果,應該團結合一的。」「我認同。」
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10. 「啊,蠟燭太小了,沒辦法照亮整個房間。沒用的廢物!」「X子,看我的!」
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11. 「我討厭蘋果,他們都是混蛋!」「你把所有蘋果定型了?你們橘子全都是愛批判人的廢物。」
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12. 「呃…..大家……我的頭著火了。」「噢,這不是很浪漫嗎?」
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13. 「Jonny生日快樂!恭喜!你已經不是嬰兒了!所以滾吧!」
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14.「啊!我做到了!」「BOB!」「JIM!」「大家!」
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15. 酷梨:「噢耶!我整天都會美美der!」
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16. 「看看……我們被螢光筆標示了,我們一定是這本書中最重要的文字!」
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17. 「我是獅子,我最好的朋友是兔子!」「很多人都好奇我們是怎樣成為朋友的。答案是……」「愛!」「我們愛看著整個世界燒起來。」
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18. 「我終於自由了!去你的X子!」
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19.「大夥兒,看,我們要回家了!耶!」
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20. 「抱歉我不愛你。」「嗚……哇哇哇哇哇!」
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