1.你有想過為什麼這匹馬的尾巴顏色和鬃毛不一樣嗎?
![Ever wondered where a horse gets its tail?](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-2174-1437801960-6.jpg)
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對不起…我不該問的。
![](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-10046-1437802026-5.jpg)
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2. 我不是超人,我是「特別人」 (SPECIALMAN)!
![Is it a fledgling? Is it a jet? No, it's Specialman!](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-23083-1437801074-15.jpg)
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拜託,超人就超人嘛~
3. 這是天線寶寶電話玩具,還是咒怨寶寶鬼來電?
![This 'Teletubby' telephone has seen some serious shit.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-5725-1437801435-9.jpg)
![](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-27082-1437801610-10.jpg)
![](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-32314-1437801626-2.jpg)
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4. 「我朋友都說我是機器人,我也自我催眠自己是…」
![](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/grid-cell-12309-1437836910-8.jpg)
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5. 這真的是吹泡泡玩具,不是情趣用品喔!
![Yep. Doesn't look like a penis at all.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/edit-2620-1437811394-7.jpg)
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6. 藍色的哈利波特有著粉色的手手~
![Harry Potter and the one pink hand.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-16981-1437806940-3.jpg)
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7. 胡迪的表情和手都怪怪的…
![Because the name Woody wasn't suggestive enough.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-25242-1437811995-7.jpg)
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8. 鐵達尼號會變身成機器人,沒想過吧~
![Iceberg-bot sold separately.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-32184-1437811620-13.jpg)
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9. 這是ET外星人的手指,絕對不是命根子。
![Repeat: This is not a dildo.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/edit-396-1437812298-4.jpg)
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![](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-20753-1437819353-1.jpg)
10. 你確定這個娃娃不會在你睡著時,在你床邊磨刀霍霍?
![A throwback to the good ol' days when toys looked like they legitimately wanted to murder you in your sleep.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-10816-1437812881-5.jpg)
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11. 機場安檢人員角色扮演遊戲…真的會好玩嗎?
![Because who doesn't want to role play airport security?](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-30056-1437813545-14.jpg)
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12. 這到底是甚麼鬼玩具?
![I saw the face of god and it was weeping.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-26653-1437814496-12.jpg)
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13. 不要怕,把你的小嘴湊到那兒,然後吹…
![Just put your lips together and blow.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-8445-1437813671-10.jpg)
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14. 他會壓扁你的靈魂…
!['Jolly'.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-31428-1437814556-10.jpg)
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15. 怕看牙醫嗎?玩過這個鑽牙、補牙遊戲,保證會讓你更怕喔~
![Re-live the teeth-pulling fun of the dentist with this drill 'n fill Play-Doh set.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-10798-1437814829-7.jpg)
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16. 這是螃蟹裝嗎?我真的看不出來啊!
!["Please kill me."](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/edit-8398-1437815278-4.jpg)
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17. 給孩子玩的俄羅斯輪盤,對自己開槍,有可能會射出像是粉紅色河馬的子彈,如果子彈沒有射出,那玩家就得點。
![And finally, Russian roulette. FOR KIDS.](https://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/enhanced-buzz-20582-1437817921-5.jpg)
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參考資料:BuzzFeed
這些玩具的外型真的太怪異啦!不知道玩具設計者在想甚麼,為什麼玩具商又會出產這些詭異玩具?
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)