26位复仇者男英雄帅气大PK!「第一帅」挤下美国队长

《复仇者联盟:无限之战》中集合了多位英雄人物,而当中又以男英雄居多,所以当然免不了要来一下「英雄的帅气度排行」囉!根据《Buzz Feed》报导,下面便是26位男英雄的帅气排行!看看你最爱的英雄排在第几吧!(以下评论皆是参考国外媒体的整理,不是小编私心唷)  

May 5, 2018
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《复仇者联盟:无限之战》中集合了多位英雄人物,而当中又以男英雄居多,所以当然免不了要来一下「英雄的帅气度排行」囉!根据《Buzz Feed》报导,下面便是26位男英雄的帅气排行!看看你最爱的英雄排在第几吧!(以下评论皆是参考国外媒体的整理,不是小编私心唷)

 

第26名,乌木喉。

Crystal: Can you even imagine trying to kiss that mouth? It’d be all like slimy I bet. NAH. Hard pass. 0/10Jenna: He looks SUPER slimy on every level. No thank you. 0/10Thirst level: 0/10
 
饥渴指数:0/10。根本无法想像亲他。

 

第25名,红骷髅。

Crystal: First of all, he has a skull face. And second of all, he has a skull face. Did I mention he has a skull face? 0/10Jenna: Nopety nope nope nope. *shudders* 0/10Thirst level: 0/10
 
骷髅脸有点恐怖,饥渴指数:0/10。
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第24名,雷霆。 

Crystal: Way too old. Also, he seems like a jerk? Not here for any of it. 0/10Jenna: Betty is the only Ross I care about. BRING HER BACK. 1/10Thirst level: .5/10
 
先撇除他是反叛,他的年纪也有点太大了。饥渴指数:0.5/10。

 

第23名,亡刃 (Corvus Glaive)。

Crystal: I mean, if I HAD to choose one of Thanos’ children, I guess I’d say Corvus? He’s tall and clearly has some athletic abilities, which probably translate in bed? OMG, why am I even thinking like this. 1/10Jenna: He’s not the most repulsive member of the Black Order…but that ain’t saying much. .5/10Thirst level: .75/10
 
只能说他不是闇黑号令中最令人厌恶的成员。饥渴指数:0.75/10。

 

第22名,黑曜猎手(Cull Obsidian)。

Crystal: He's clearly "in shape," but honestly? Not really into the whole giant rock-lizard look of this guy. Also? He'd probably crush me, so like, yeah...no thanks. 1/10Jenna: He’s BUILT, but nasty (and not in a good way). Naaaah. 1/10Thirst level: 1/10
 
虽然他有不错的体格,但是还是有点恐怖。饥渴指数:1/10。

 

第21名,火箭浣熊 (Rocket)。

Crystal: Lol, look, I’ve rated animated lions and deer before, so why the hell not? I weirdly love Rocket, but he’s also a raccoon? So, like, ew no?! 1/10Jenna: I wasn’t sure about including Rocket, but we may as well go the whole hog. Or rabbit, I should say. Anyway, Rocket is great value but also still very much an animal. I will pass. 1/10Thirst level: 1/10
 
可爱又风趣真的很吸引人,但可惜他是浣熊。饥渴指数:1/10。
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第20名, 侏儒王 (Eitri)。

Crystal: Too moody, plus he’d probably crush me just by shaking my hand (or attempting to?) alone?! The whole thing just feels...weird. 2/10Jenna: Love Peter Dinklage, but Eitri is ginormous and there is no way this would physically work. 2/10Thirst level: 2/10
 
他太喜怒无常了啦!还有体型也是个问题。饥渴指数:2/10。

 

第19名,收藏者 (The Collector)。

Crystal: I mean, he’s not BAD looking (this is Benecio, after all), but there’s something about the weird combination of Billy Idol hair and overly eccentric personality that is a turn off for me. It just doesn’t work. 2/10Jenna: Not interested in him, his hoarding habits, or his bad dye job. He gives me baaad vibes. 2/10Thirst level: 2/10
 
他不是不好看,但他的发型有点太前卫了。饥渴指数:2/10。

 

第18名,萨诺斯 (Thanos)。

Crystal: I know there are SOME PEOPLE who find Thanos thicc, but please stop. The weird testicle chin and overall evilness are just plain unacceptable. He has good arms, but beyond that. NAH. 1/10Jenna: My gut reaction was HELL FUCKING NO. But then I stopped and checked for...other...reactions. And look, maybe I see it. Maybe. JUST A LITTLE BIT. 3/10Thirst level: 2/10
 
最强反叛其实蛮帅的,但是他的下巴真的让人看不下去。饥渴指数:2/10。

 

第17名,德克斯 (Drax)。

Crystal: So, I have that thing where patterns/holes creep me out, and there’s no way I could get over his raised tattoos! Also, his laugh might annoy the shit out of me?! And he’s pretty rude?! Oh, man, IDK…love Drax as a friend, but not as a lover. 2/10Jenna: I love Drax. He’s SO funny. I’d love to get together with him and talk about pirate angel Thor’s magnificent, rippling muscles for hours. Would I want to bang him? I mean…possibly? I have several questions about his sensitive nipples, and I wouldn’t be above field research. 4/10Thirst level: 3/10
 
他是有趣的的人,肌肉也很不错,但是他的纹身真的太多。饥渴指数:3/10。
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第16名,王 (Wong)。

Crystal: Wong is adorable, smart, and has MAGICAL POWERS, but the guy is WAY TOO SERIOUS. I need a little more humour in my life. Although points for some excellent choice in music (ahem, Beyoncé). 5/10Jenna: Wong is the most appealing part of any Doctor Strange-related plot tbh. But he seems kind of married to his job. Do those wizards even have sex? 3/10Thirst level: 4/10
 
很可爱、聪明、拥有神奇的力量,但这个人太过于严肃,需要一点幽默感。饥渴指数:4/10。

 

第15名,詹姆士‧罗德·罗德斯 (James  Rhodey Rhodes)。

Crystal: I feel like I know the least about War Machine (I didn’t see Iron Man 2 or 3, don’t @ me), so now I’m just basing this on the very little I’ve seen of him in like Civil War and Infinity War?! The guy is cute and smart and has a fun suit (without the added Tony Stark arrogance), so that definitely gets him points. 5/10Jenna: I really like Rhodey and enjoy his friendship with Tony. But he doesn’t make me thirsty. He would be fun to get a drink with, though. 3/10Thirst level: 4/10
 
他很可爱、很聪明,并且有一个有趣的套装,加上没有东尼‧史塔克的傲慢自大。饥渴指数:4/10。

 

第14名,奇异博士 (Doctor Strange)。

Crystal: Doctor Strange seems like he’d be kind of annoying? Like, can you imagine going on a date with him and he spends half the time just trying to foresee all the possible outcomes of the date, and which one would lead to him getting laid? IDK! That being said, I do find him kind of attractive, so…it’s not a total loss? 7/10Jenna: I'm sorry, but I don’t have much time for Doctor Strange. At all. He’s got the arrogance and ridiculous facial hair of Tony Stark, but with none of the charm. It doesn’t help that I find his outfit ridiculous, and his movie incredibly boring. He was tolerable in Infinity War, but I don't know, I'm not a fan. 1/10Thirst level: 4/10
 
奇异博士似乎有点烦人,就像你能想像和他约会吗?他会花一半时间预见所有的结果。饥渴指数:4/10。

 

第13名,尼克‧福瑞 (Nick Fury)。

Crystal: He’s a bit too old for my taste, but I could get behind some Nick Fury action. 5/10Jenna: I’m very curious to see a younger Fury in Captain Marvel. I don't want to bang him, but I do wanna hang out with him. 3.5/10Thirst level: 4.25/10
 
他年纪好像有点太大,希望能在《惊奇队长》中看见年轻版的福瑞。饥渴指数:4.25/10。
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第12名,东尼‧史塔克 (Tony Stark)。

Crystal: Look, I get that Iron Man is the one that kicked off the MCU, and for that I applaud him, but grading on a scale of 1 to please-stop-wearing-bootcut-jeans...meh? Tony Stark has a lot of fun gadgets and a kick-ass house, but I’m just not attracted to him?! 3/10Jenna: Robert Downey Jr is an attractive man, and he’s GREAT as Tony Stark. But do I want to fuck Tony Stark? Ehhhh. There’s some pretty tough competition here (SO MANY CHRISES!), so he’s not high on my Avengers To Fuck list. 5.5/10Thirst level: 4.25/10
 
可以说是复仇者联盟的元老,而且有很多新奇的事物,加上又很聪明。但是对他好像就是还好捏。饥渴指数:4.25/10。

 

第11名,幻视 (Vision)。

Crystal: I feel like on paper Vision should be attractive but like...nah. I just can’t take that cape seriously! Although, given that he is kind of a robot (or used to be, IDK, I’m kind of confused about what Vision really is) he probably has a lot of great ~insight~ into pleasures of the flesh. So, that’s good? 6/10Jenna: I’m pretty ambivalent about Vision. Like, I don’t love him and I don’t dislike him. I’m mildly invested in his relationship with Wanda, but I wouldn’t miss that plotline if it went away. Still, I feel like he’d be an ~attentive~ partner. 4.5/10Thirst level: 5.25/10
 
有魅力又深情,加上应该拥有超高的洞察力。饥渴指数:5.25/10。

 

第10名,绿巨人浩克布鲁斯‧班纳 (Bruce Banner)。

Crystal: Like, he’s fine. But in all honesty, Bruce Banner is boring and I’d rather not hook up with the Hulk because I’m quite happy having my vagina intact thank you very much. 4/10Jenna: Mark Ruffalo is sexy (I have a lot of Feelings about his chest hair), and he brings a sweetness to Banner that is VERY appealing. But like, can Banner actually fuck? I know we mostly ignore The Incredible Hulk but there was a whole plot point in that about how he can’t (lmao). He has grown and evolved since then, of course, so maybe it’s under control. Still, the whole Hulk thing would present a challenge. 7.5/10Thirst level: 5.75/10
 
虽然布鲁斯班纳是相当贴心的人,但是很难预测他什么时候会变身ㄟ。饥渴指数:5.75/10。

 

第9名,洛基 (Loki)。

Crystal: I know I’m not alone when I say Loki is weirdly very attractive. IDK, maybe it’s not weird? Sure, he’s a “BAD GUY” (whatever), but the boy has got looks that could kill. Also, REALLY into the long dark hair — he’s basically every ‘00s emo girl’s dream. 9/10 Jenna: See, I feel weird because I’m NOT attracted to him and everyone else seems to be. I mean, I think Tom Hiddleston is incredibly handsome in real life, and I could watch him bite his lip all day. But as Loki I find him almost...repulsive? Like, the dark hair and brows do not suit him IMHO. Especially since I can’t unsee that Tommy Wiseau meme. 3.5/10Thirst level: 6.25
 
个性古怪的反叛超吸引人啊!加上演员本人超帅!但是只能说黑发不太适合他。饥渴指数:6.25/10。
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第8名,猎鹰 (Sam Wilson)。

Crystal: I feel like I would need to see more shirtless Falcon to judge this properly. I mean, he’s cute and funny, which is always a winning combo. Also, I’m pretty sure out of all the Avengers, he’d be the one your parents would actually approve of, ya know? 7/10Jenna: Sam is pretty hot, he’s brave, and he’s a great friend. Sure, he hasn’t got the speed or stamina of Cap, but he’s not bad for a regular human. 7/10Thirst level: 7/10
 
山姆很性感,很勇敢,而且他是个很好的朋友。饥渴指数:7/10。

 

第7名,恩巴库 (M’Baku)。

Crystal: The only actually thicc character in MCU. I didn’t come up with the phrase, but that’s not going to stop me from using it: “More like YUM’BAKU, amirite?” 9/10Jenna: MmmMMMMmmm’Baku. A fierce warrior, a great leader, a sexy guy. Here for this. 8/10Thirst level: 8.5/10
 
一个激烈的战士;一个伟大的领袖;一个性感的家伙。饥渴指数:8/10。

 

第6名,星爵 (Peter Quill)。

Crystal: I love Peter so much, it’s not even funny. He may not be as “muscle-y” as Thor or Cap, but the guy still looks incredible without a shirt. And he is CLEARLY the funniest and most clever character in the MCU, so I’d be down to ride his ~ship~ anyday. 10/10Jenna: Look, I’m a little angry with Peter after Infinity War, which has knocked him down the teensiest notch for me. But I still enjoy him, overall. He could be the Sam to my Diane, for sure. 7/10 Thirst level: 8.5/10
 
他可能不像索尔或美国队长那样壮,但这个人在没有衬衫的情况下应该是很MAN的。饥渴指数:8.5/10。

 

第5名,帝查拉 (T’Challa)。

Crystal: T’Challa is a near-perfect human being...he’s smart, has ridiculously good looks, and, ya know, is a literal KING?! His only fault is that he’s kind of boring? Sorry, but like, Killmonger was WAY more interesting imo. All that said, I doubt there’s anyone who could wear a skin-tight nanotech suit quite as magnificently as he does. 8.5/10Jenna: T’Challa is beautiful, sexy, and smart. I love his quiet confidence. And not many people could pull off that suit, but he totally does. I’d like to get my claws into him (or let him get his claws into me???). 8.5/10Thirst level: 8.5/10
 
帝查拉是一个近乎完美的人,他很帅气聪明,而且是国王,他唯一的缺点就是他有点无聊。饥渴指数:8.5/10。

 

第4名,巴奇‧巴恩斯 (Bucky Barnes)。

Crystal: You know, I didn’t think Bucky was that hot in The First Avenger, but when he came back in Winter Soldier with that emo AF makeover I was like, “OH. OKAY. I get it, I see this.” WTF is it with long, dark hair and a smokey eye that makes a dude hot?! Bonus: you know he could work some pretty AMAZING magic with that super-strong arm of his. 9/10Jenna: World War II Bucky? Yes. Winter Soldier Bucky? Hell yes. White Wolf Bucky? Yes, yes, yes. Just yes. 8.5/10Thirst level: 8.75/10
 
拥有强壮的臂弯,但是长头发跟他有点不搭。饥渴指数:8.75/10。
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第3名,海姆达尔 (Heimdall)。

Crystal: Oh, I am definitely here for some Heimdall…HEIMDALL OVER THAT! Anytime, anywhere. My one teeny, tiny complaint would be that he seems like the kind of dude that would put work before anything else. Like, ya know, our PASSIONATE LOVE AFFAIR. 9.5/10Jenna: Maybe it’s the giant sword, maybe it’s those all-seeing eyes, maybe it’s just Idris Fucking Elba, but whatever it is, Heimdall is one sexy-ass guardian. He could pierce all nine of my realms, if ya know what I mean. 9/10Thirst level: 9.25/10
 
虽然他有性感的屁股,但是感觉他是工作狂。饥渴指数:9.25/10。

 

第2名,美国队长 (Steve Rogers)。

Crystal: This centenarian is pure fire. He may be a 100-year-old virgin, but I’d happily help him remedy that STAT. If Cap has one flaw, though (huge emphasis on IF), it’s that he’s TOO perfect. *Remembers shirtless scene in The First Avenger* I’m sorry, did I say he has a flaw? I was wrong. 9.9/10 Jenna: Listen, I love Steve Rogers with my whole soul. He is pure and good and really fucking hot. He’s always been a snack, but now that he has a beard and longer hair he is a goddamn 10-course meal. Like, I just want him to take his giant Dorito of a body and freaking crush me with it. And then cuddle me afterwards and whisper sweet nothings into my ear while I nestle in his soft, soft beard. 10/10Thirst level: 9.95/10
 
他很单纯,很善良,而且很性感,现在他留了胡须和头发,整体更加分。饥渴指数:9.95/10。

 

第1名,索尔 (Thor)。

Crystal: Let me just start by saying I have eyes and they work. Thus, I can say without doubt that Thor is fucking hot. The god of thunder could take me down under ANY. DAMN. DAY. Oh, and Thor is funny AF (even if he doesn’t mean to be). This is literally the perfect combination. 10/10Jenna: I was never into Chris Hemsworth until he started playing Thor. Which is a good indication of just how hot I find Thor, because some might say I’m a bit obsessed with Hemsworth now. AND HE’S ONLY GOTTEN HOTTER WITH EACH MOVIE! He can ragna my rok ANY TIME. Preferably all the time. Forever. 10/10Thirst level: 10/10
 
天啊!他太迷人了!眼睛超电,加上他完美的肌肉。饥渴指数:10/10。
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