23只努力在职场上打滚的辛劳宠物,让他们的可爱带你的事业到下个高峰吧!

1. “身为一位专业的汽车维修员,随身携带扳手也是合情合理的,喵呜。” Reddit|mlong14   2. 什么?你的职称是CD吗小猫咪? Reddit|joecooool418   “喵呜我是属于很柔软的那一区。” 廣告1   3. 小猫咪年纪轻轻就能胜任酒促的工作! Imgur|rad

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1. “身为一位专业的汽车维修员,随身携带扳手也是合情合理的,喵呜。”

"A monkey wrench? Yeah, I don't know what that is. I hate monkeys!"
Reddit|mlong14

 

2. 什么?你的职称是CD吗小猫咪?

"Alternative jazz is over there somewhere, I don't know. I have faith that you'll find it eventually."
Reddit|joecooool418
 
“喵呜我是属于很柔软的那一区。”
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3. 小猫咪年纪轻轻就能胜任酒促的工作!

"I don't know how any part of this brewery works but I bet I'm the cutest guide you've seen today."
Imgur|rado29

 

4. 老板我要这瓶可乐,老板…?

"I'm honestly not sure what you're asking me about but why don't you go ahead and try aisle five?"
Reddit|HoochyPoo
 
喂!你居然睡翻了!
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5. 专业除鼠大师!

"I'm just gonna hang out here until they stop using words like 'synergy'..."
Reddit|crazycatlady93
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6. “喵,虽然我不知道缆线要怎么修,但是我知道要怎么安抚顾客的情绪!”

He doesn't know much about network connectivity but he sure will ease the customers' frustrations with cuteness.
Reddit|Mardrayn

 

7. “都怪我不好好唸书,长大才会当滑鼠…”

"Turns out I lied about Photoshop on my résumé..."
Reddit|bgibs4
 
什么?

 

8. 待业中的小猫咪…

"What reams? Oh, the reams from this box? Yeah, I threw those out because I needed this box...for naps."
Reddit|uwila
 
长得这么可爱在车站应该会赚到不少零钱吧?

 

9. 军人小喵喵!

"Wait...we have to get up HOW early to get out on the lake?"
Reddit|SeniorHippopotamus
 
身上这些小装备也太可爱了吧?!

 

10. “呃不好意思我想请问一下人资部的主管在吗?我要面试,嗷呜。”

"I'd check you out but I'm still working on being able to see over the counter."
Reddit|hessica

 

11. 搞什么…为什么狗狗戴上眼镜的模样看起来比我还聪明?

"Yes, we are an accounting firm. Yes, I do work here. No, I can't help you with your budget."
Reddit|SlimeEyes
 
“嗷呜,你这个病没救了。”

 

12. “喵,这是你电话订的花!”

"I know that this isn't the right address, but I smelled meatloaf. You want these flowers? $20 plus tip, please. Also meatloaf."
Instagram|kot_totosha
 
我愿意把整个钱包都当作小费给你。

 

13. 狗狗也成为动画特技演员!

"Shouldn't have carbo-loaded quite so intensely the night before I started stunt work..."
Reddit|AlexArkham
 
这真的太酷了!

 

14. “拜托你可以帮我灌一下Photoshop吗~?”

"Can you <em>please</em> go over Salesforce with me one more time?"
Reddit|crownoforion

 

15. “呃…哈囉,我是信箱。”

"You mean...you didn't want this doggie-level peephole in your fence? My bad."
Reddit|Clairebear16
 
等等,这不对吧?
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16. “欢迎光临得来速!您的餐点总共是149元!但因为外面实在太冷了所以我不想开窗户,你自己走进来拿餐点吧!”

"I'd open the window and give you your burger, but it's kinda chilly out there. I hate the cold! Also, I ate your burger."
Reddit|TheNakedCouch

 

17. “喵呜,那你先来一段自我介绍吧,关于你的背景和为什么想来我们公司。”

Listen...you guys can get as dressed up as you want, but it doesn't mean you can sit in the break room all day.
Reddit|JosephArno22
 
等等,猫咪一副企业主管的模样是怎么回事啦!

 

18. 看到这张照片,我只想在下面留下…”面试加油!”。

You look good both ways, Todd, but if you debate <em>tie or no tie</em> any longer, you're going to be an hour late for your first day.
Reddit|oliviajewel

 

19. “好累啊一直加班…我先睡一下。”

...I guess I'm not getting any info about lawn mowers from this employee.
Reddit|Mmilliond
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20. “喵呜,我是随身小秘书。”

"The catnip aisle? Nope, that's all mine. No one allowed down there."
Reddit|jnthnrgrs
 
“需要笔吗?等等这有点重…哎啊摔断了!可以原谅我吗喵呜?”

 

21. “交给我准没错!我在这行已经待很久了!”

Billy forgot to wear pants to work again, everyone.
Reddit|raerae7

 

22. “任何人都不准跨过这条界线,我是最凶狠、最硬派的警卫!

Henry, everyone can tell you were out late last night. Just go home.
Reddit|gcaseym

 

23. “辛苦工作一整年,终于可以好好放松了…”

"Get your own towel. I've got ten more minutes on this side before I can flip over again."
Reddit|invalid_username

来源:BuzzFeed

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