25个只有「非常不喜欢人类的人」才会懂的内心激动挣扎。

1. 当有人没理由地对着你笑时: Via Twitter: @commonfemaie   请问你还好嘛?   2. 当有人装熟跟你打招呼的时候: Nickelodeon   欸…我跟你很熟嘛? 廣告1   3. 当你被讨厌的人围绕,但你根本谁都不想理会,只想好好静一静: VH1   4. 其实你真的

July 27, 2015
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1. 当有人没理由地对着你笑时:

When someone smiles at you for no reason:
 
请问你还好嘛?

 

2. 当有人装熟跟你打招呼的时候:

When someone says hi to you:
Nickelodeon
 
欸…我跟你很熟嘛?
廣告1

 

3. 当你被讨厌的人围绕,但你根本谁都不想理会,只想好好静一静:

When you're around people you hate but you're trying to be cool about it:
VH1

 

4. 其实你真的很希望…每一通来电都直接进到语音信箱就好。

When someone is calling you and you can't deny it fast enough:
CBS
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5. 当你试着让自己尽量只说好话时:

When you're trying so hard to only say nice things:
NBC
廣告3

 

6. 任何人都不准盯着你瞧…

When literally anyone other than an animal looks at you:
Paramount Pictures
 
别看我!

 

7. 当有人问你「还好吗?」而你却不知道该怎么回答时:

When someone asks you if you're OK and you're not sure how to answer:
Comedy Central

 

8. 当你试图不要评断一个人,但你根本又是在评断他时…

When you're trying not to judge someone but you're definitely judging them:
VH1

 

9. 当有人靠你太近时:

When someone gets too close to you:

 

10. 你一定会喜欢阅读这本书《我想要往脸上揍一拳的人》:

When you're ready for some light reading:
Via im-an-optimistic-pessimist.tumblr.com

 

11. 当你在人群中超过 30 分钟时:

When you've been around people for more than 30 minutes:
Oxygen

 

12. 当你的朋友跟你说他们喜欢某位你讨厌的人时:

When your friend says they like someone that you hate:
MTV

 

13. 当有人在你身边时:

When people exist:
Paramount Pictures

 

14. 当你去到一个完全没有人的地方时:

When you go out somewhere and there's no one in sight:
Nickelodeon

 

15. 当有人试图和你聊天:

When someone tries to have a conversation with you:
VH1
廣告4

 

16. 当有人对你说一些白痴蠢话,而你要假装他们讲得有道里时:

When someone is saying something and it's dumb AF but you have to pretend like it isn't:
Comedy Central

 

17. 当你试图让自己进入要面对人群的状态时:

When you're trying to prepare yourself to face people all day and you're not feeling it:
E!

 

18. 当有人问你为什么你不喜欢和人相处时:

When someone asks you why you hate people:
 
这有需要理由嘛?

 

19. 当你试图避免遇到任何人时,你看见了你认识的人:

When you're out, avoiding everyone in sight, and you see someone you know:
NBC
 
该死~
廣告

 

20. 当有人开始发言:

When someone speaks:
ABC Family

 

21. 当你要求自己要对人友善一整天,但你就是做不到:

When you promise yourself you're going to be nice to people for a day and it just doesn't work:

 

22. 当你已经不理会某人10分钟,他还是继续跟你讲话时:

When you've been pretty much ignoring someone for 10 minutes and they're still talking:
Paramount Pictures

 

23. 当有人想抱你时:

When someone tries to hug you:
Samir Hussein / Getty Images

 

24. 当有人在电梯里和你聊天,而你试图撑住时:

When someone starts a conversation with you on an elevator and you brace yourself:
Saul Loeb / Getty Images
廣告

 

25. 当你终于能够远离人群,好好轻松呼吸时:

And when you're finally away from people and can breathe easy:
Nickelodeon

来源:BuzzFeed

人类虽然是群居动物,但有时候真的会很想独处,也遇过许多总是默默在角落不说话的人,想和他们攀谈最终常以失败收场。自己在刚认识新朋友时,也会试图避免谈话的尴尬,常会在路上躲避眼神,这些应该也有很多人做过吧!快分享出去,让朋友们知道你想独处时会有甚么表情,就请他们不要打扰你啦~

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