1. 直接把辦公桌下方的檔案抽屜變成零食櫃！
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace Skip the snack drawer and have a snack file cabinet drawer! #snacks pic.twitter.com/d6W1euLNAK
— Gabriel Bicking (@gabrielbicking) January 19, 2016
2. 假裝有個雙胞胎兄弟姊妹：「我都跟同事說我是雙胞胎，這樣一來以後在外面巧遇同事就可以視而不見了！」
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace tell everyone at work that I have a twin. pic.twitter.com/i18rfWcGLM
— Whisper (@Whisper) January 19, 2016
3.「我會用力大口吸奇異筆的氣味直到開始出現幻覺，以為自己身在安地瓜 (瓜地馬拉的城鎮) 的海邊。」
I huff markers until I hallucinate that I’m on a beach in Antigua #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace
— Jared Montana (@Jarmadillos) January 19, 2016
4. 帶小孩或親戚朋友小孩的玩具去上班。
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace: i play with my random, totally age appropriate toys pic.twitter.com/X2Uil43xeP
— mar~ (@marphoria) January 19, 2016
5.「胸部跟啤酒。」
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace titties and beer
— MustBeTheMeds (@MustBeTheMeds) January 19, 2016
6.「我故意很晚才去吃午餐，然後再也沒回來。」
I take a really late lunch and just never come back #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace @adriennefunny #HandleYourBusiness pic.twitter.com/u9JbCRHIrS
— Todd W. Haines (@toddwhaines) January 19, 2016
7. 躲進廁所發廢文。
I disappear into the bathroom and tweet, just like I’m doing right now. #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace
— ⭐️Kasia Emerald⭐️ (@KasiaEmerald) January 19, 2016
8.「想罵『X你娘』時就說『OK很好』。」
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace replace “fuck you” with “ok, great” ?
— David R (@Metal_Head_Dave) January 19, 2016
9.「我都會播放電影原聲帶讓我做的每件事看起來更有戲劇性。」
I play cinematic soundtracks to make everything I do seem dramatic #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace
— Holy Elle (@Holy_Elle) January 19, 2016
10.「我都會偷捏那些機機歪歪的人的頭。」
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace I squish the heads of those that annoy me pic.twitter.com/bxEYej6lpE
— Teresa al Ghul (@doctorwho_dat) January 19, 2016
11. 壓抑個屁，直接將瘋狂釋放出來了啦！
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace Me? Sane? pic.twitter.com/t5joHONQEf
— Prashant Yadav (@prshty) January 19, 2016
來源：Distractify
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