17個「被酪梨霸凌很慘」的超慘倒楣人。

1. 酪梨…是你嗎？我已經認不出來了… imgur.com   2. 你籽比肉多，是想怎樣？ imgur.com 廣告1   3. 這更誇張了，直接丟掉好了！ imgur.com   4. 這已經算是食物霸凌了吧？ imgur.com 廣告2   5. 刀子都快哭了… imgur.com 廣告3 &

February 6, 2016
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1. 酪梨…是你嗎？我已經認不出來了…

Look at this terrible excuse for an avocado.

2. 你籽比肉多，是想怎樣？

Could you make guacamole with this? No. No, you could not.
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3. 這更誇張了，直接丟掉好了！

Because this is just trash.

4. 這已經算是食物霸凌了吧？

Shocking, disappointing trash.
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5. 刀子都快哭了…

Just look at this. Look at this horror.
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6.

Avocados can be just the most frustrating thing.

7.

They're responsible for too much misery.

8.這稍微好一點，但可以退貨嗎？

Too much sadness.
Twitter: @Mrjamesvincent

 

9. 最麻煩的是，沒有切開還不知道有沒有中獎呢！

But the thing is, when an avocado isn't cut open, you just can't tell whether you're going to win the avocado lottery or not.

10.

It could go either way.

11. 可能外表看起來很完美，但一切開…

You could have a perfect looking avocado, the sort of avocado that you pick up and look around at all the people who could never have picked an avocado as good as you, but when you open it, it just reveals the depths of your hubris.

12. 而且還有一些想要假裝是梨子…

When it comes down to it, that's all avocados are – a shell holding our most basic hopes, threatening to reveal them to be worthy, or to reveal them to be naught.

13. 酪梨社會中的道德感都到哪了？

But then, when opened, like a cat in a box that might be dead or alive, the act of observing changes what is observed, and no longer can we assume that our hopes might be fulfilled.

14.

Instead they are dashed upon the rocks, dashed into a thousand pieces as we stare, forlornly, at a really crap avocado result.

15. 這個真的…我覺得一定要退貨了…

A really, really crap avocado.
Twitter: @DarkTerrex

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16. 感覺好像是買了酪梨送網球呢。

But still, we will find another avocado, and open another avocado, and be disappointed again, because humans are nothing if not resilient.

17.

And always eager for more avocado.

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