男生看不懂但女生会爆粗口的「超崩溃生活困扰」完全想让人飙脏话啊!

1. 不小心勾破新买的丝袜,身边又没得替换时:   2. 早上起来赶着上班,化妆到一半时蜜粉刷不小心掉到洗手台里还弄湿…… 廣告1   3. 当妳的头发不小心卷入吹风机或卷发器时:   4. 当妳刮脚毛时不小心刮到自己的腿: 廣告2   5. 当妳一时手残不小心毁了还没

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1. 不小心勾破新买的丝袜,身边又没得替换时:

When your brand new pantyhose rip and you don't have another pair to change into because those are also ripped.

 

2. 早上起来赶着上班,化妆到一半时蜜粉刷不小心掉到洗手台里还弄湿……

When you drop your makeup brush in the sink and it gets moist, but you haven't finished putting on your makeup yet.
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3. 当妳的头发不小心卷入吹风机或卷发器时:

When you catch your hair in a straightener/curling iron and it rips off and your scalp is crying.

 

4. 当妳刮脚毛时不小心刮到自己的腿:

When you cut your leg while shaving even though you were trying very hard not to.
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5. 当妳一时手残不小心毁了还没干的指甲油:

When you just painted your nails and you think it's dry but when you go to check you end up smudging it.
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6. 当妳去上厕所时才发现牙齿上沾到口红,而且一整个早上都没人告诉妳:

When you look in the mirror and realize you have lipstick all over your teeth and no one told you.

 

7. 当妳穿着新买的鞋子去约会:

When your favorite shoes betray you with a blister.
 
喔不,看起来超痛的QQ

 

8. 或是妳不小心被自己的高跟鞋绊倒:

fail fall drunk tripping heels

 

9. 当妳绑头发时,发圈断了还快狠准地弹到妳的手臂:

When your favorite hair tie snaps and slaps you on the wrist like you are being punished.

 

10. 当妳的发圈和头发缠住,好不容易拔下来却发现妳也顺手拔了几根头发。

When your hair band rips and the rubber band pulls all your hair out of your head and you're sure that you must be bald.
 
这个真的超痛的!

 

11. 当妳约会到一半去上厕所时发现眼线早就晕开了:

When your eyeliner looks perfect but you immediately smudge it on accident and then you just silently stare at yourself in the mirror.
 
让我死了吧……

 

12. 当妳发现月经提早来,还不小心弄脏了内裤和裤子:

 
「你他*认真的吗?」

 

13. 当妳刚刮完腋毛接着抹上止汗剂时……(一阵灼烧感):

When you put on deodorant right after shaving and it burns your skin.
 
「不了,谢谢。」

 

14. 当妳的耳环不小心勾到衣服仿佛要把耳朵给扯下来时:

When your shirt gets stuck on an earring and it feels like your ear is being pulled off and your earring is trying to murder you.
 
「我不干了!」

 

15. 当妳走在路上惊觉腿上长出腿毛时:

When you walk in direct sunlight and you realize you missed a patch of hair on your leg...like, a big patch.
 
「我需要来刮毛了。」
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16. 当妳穿了一整天裙子发现大腿内侧因为摩擦太久开始发热刺痛……

When you're walking while wearing a dress and you give yourself thigh burn.
 
痛啊~~

 

17. 出门运动时发现妳忘了穿内衣,试着放慢跑步速度好让胸部不要晃得那么剧烈……

theCHIVE excited run boobs slow motion
 
也许这是大胸部的人才有的困扰?

 

18. 当妳发现等了两个礼拜终于到货的网购衣服不合尺寸,而妳必须一趟跑去邮局办退货时:

When you order something online and it doesn't fit and you would have to drive all the way to the post office and buy a stamp in order to return it.

 

19. 当妳打了个喷嚏,瞬间感觉下面血崩时:

撷取
 
内心脏话一串!@#$%^&
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20. 当妳必须小心翼翼拉出棉条时:

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21. 或者当妳发现根本找不到棉条的线时:

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22. 当妳不小心把内衣钢圈穿到断掉还戳到自己的肉:

movie film funny girl food

妳是不是也心有戚戚焉呢?快把和朋友一起讨论吧!

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