25个「懒到让人内出血的人」证明世界末日其实已经到来。

1. 这是…期待垃圾有一天会自己消失不见吗？ 2. 用马克杯喝酒会不会太没有情调？廣告1 3. 用夹链袋喝水？幼稚园老师没教你怎么洗杯子吗？ 4. 好吧，想必老师也败给你了。廣告2 5. 难不成期待椅子会自己组装完成？！廣告3 6. 嗯，老师一定不会给你乖宝

April 13, 2016

編輯：野甜妹

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1. 这是…期待垃圾有一天会自己消失不见吗？

Because the trash will one day just magically take itself out.

2. 用马克杯喝酒会不会太没有情调？

A mug?! You're clearly new to the wine game.

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3. 用夹链袋喝水？幼稚园老师没教你怎么洗杯子吗？

This person who chose drinking out of a ziplock bag over washing a cup.

4. 好吧，想必老师也败给你了。

Or why waste a ziplock bag when you can just drink directly from the container?

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5. 难不成期待椅子会自己组装完成？！

He took the easy way out.

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6. 嗯，老师一定不会给你乖宝宝贴纸的…

Yeah, that works too.

7. 哪里买得超恒温餐桌，还附上两只肉肉的盘架？

This guy who took multitasking to the next level.

妈妈看到应该会疯掉吧？

8. 啊那个破掉的餐盘是怎么一回事….

What a masterpiece of a dinner.

9. 让我们欢迎披萨店的金卡会员！

The person who'll never learn how to cook.

10. 老师一定忘记教你怎么撕下贴纸了。

Because why take off the sticker when you can just eat around it?

11. 用衣服柔软剂洗杯子，我怎么没想到呢？

At least they will smell good.

12. 乖，给你一张”懒宝宝贴纸”。

When you choose this pathetic fix over buying a new razor.

13. 再给你一张好了！

Because why wash an extra dish when you can just eat out of the pot?

14. 为了不用一直看比萨烤好了没，这个天才直接把手机放在烤箱内，可以随时视讯监控。

This person who decided to facetime the pizza instead of wasting their time checking on it.

15. 每次周末回来都不想面对塞爆的工作邮件….

Because opening emails and actually responding to them is a step into adulthood.

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16. 这名男学生卡在女性生殖器雕像内，还得出动消防员救他出来。

The student who got stuck in a statue of a vagina and had to have firemen get him out.

右边的大哥一副在看好戏的样子XD

17. 需要这么懒吗？！

I mean do you really need to take it out of its packaging?

18. 这个高度有比较方便吗？

But wouldn't this make the process harder...

19. 「哈哈！现在带着羞耻心走出去吧！」

Leaving this cruel message when you could have just switched the roll.

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20. 泡面加巧克力的”澎湃”晚餐。

When you consider this a meal.

21. 为了不用站起来关灯，这位老兄拿塑胶枪扫射….至少技术准一点？

This person who did everything he could to avoid getting up.

22. 这就是为什么大家都想要在家工作？

This is what working from home is, right?

23. 其实一顶成人帐篷不用花你很多钱的…

A grown man who thinks he can still fit a child's tent.

24. 自动手推车的最新用途？

These ladies who are clearly taking advantage of the mobile carts.

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25. 这个真的就太没有公德心了啦…

In reality, we all kind of suck at adulting.

来源：LifeBuzz

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