12个只有女人才会泪懂的「胸部妳可不可以乖一点」超级生活困扰。

1. 当妳穿太贴身的上衣时,妳会不时提心吊胆,深怕一个不小心乳头就擅自跑出来和大家打招呼!   2. 当妳的内衣「位移」时,妳得找个隐密的地方「乔一下」,让胸部归位!   没乔好总觉得浑身不对劲嘛~ 廣告1    3. 有时候妳会碰上,没有干净的内衣可穿的窘境…..  

April 4, 2016
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1. 当妳穿太贴身的上衣时,妳会不时提心吊胆,深怕一个不小心乳头就擅自跑出来和大家打招呼!

When you get filled with dread because you KNOW your nipples will be waving hello to everyone.

 

2. 当妳的内衣「位移」时,妳得找个隐密的地方「乔一下」,让胸部归位!

When your boobs are drooping and you have to reach in to pull them back up.
 
没乔好总觉得浑身不对劲嘛~
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3. 有时候妳会碰上,没有干净的内衣可穿的窘境…..

The horror of running out of good clean bras, and having to reach into the back of your closet for THAT bra.
 
这时只能回去衣柜翻出那件已经被淘汰的内衣了…

 

4. 当妳的内衣太紧的时候,妳会感觉胸部被束缚住了,好像有人掐着妳,让妳很难呼吸!

When your bra is too tight and your boobs have suddenly morphed into a shelf that is slowly suffocating you.
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5. 每当妳看到杀很大的美胸广告时,妳会心里OS:「少在那边骗了!」

When you see a nice pair of tits and you don't know why gravity hates yours so much.
 
却又忍不住低头看看自己的….为什么地心引力一直缠着我不放啦!
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6. 当有人撞到妳的胸部时,心里一阵@!#$%^&*

When someone rolls over onto your nipple.
 
或是妳自己去撞到也是一样~

 

7. 当妳穿着平口洋装时,妳总觉得不太自在….因为妳知道,大家都会看着妳,心想:「嗯,她穿无肩带内衣~」

When everyone knows that you're wearing a strapless bra because it currently ain't where it should be.

 

8. 当妳的胸部开始胀痛时,妳就知道接下来不会有什么好事了!

When your boobs start to hurt like shit and you know that nothing good is coming to your life.
 
该死的月经又来了….

 

9. 当妳在公共场合,突然感觉胸部痒痒的时候,妳内心会一直纠结,「到底要不要抓?真的很痒…可是…」

When your boobs won't stop itching no matter how much you tell them that you're in a public place.
 
这绝对是人生前十大难题!

 

10. 当妳感觉胸部「长大」时妳一定都不会开心,因为那是月经要来的征兆….

When you're on your period so you know you're about to get your monthly quadboob visitor.

 

11. 当妳知道妳已经过了青春期,胸前却还长痘痘的时候:

When you're pretty sure you're a grown-ass woman and then your chest breaks out in zits.
 
因为妳很清楚,这纯粹只是妳太晚睡,跟青春痘一点都没有关系 (泪)

 

12. 最后,每当妳跑的时候,妳的胸部都会在那边乱晃:

And finally, when you have to run but your boobs are sitting still about as well as antsy kids in the backseat of a car.
 
就跟大人开车、小孩坐在后座吵闹一样,「可不可给我安静一下!」

来源:BuzzFeed

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