15个父母亲透露被孩子抓到爱爱时说的「比真相还刺激的爆笑谎言」。

1. 「我只是在帮你妈量体温」   温度计会不会太大根了一点?   2. 「我只是在用我的量油计测量妈妈的油量够不够,你知道就像跟车子一样」 廣告1   3. 「我女儿以为我们在吵架,所以我们还假装和好」   4. 「我告诉我们的孩子我们在吵说谁可以先洗澡,现在我们都会锁门了

May 7, 2016
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1. 「我只是在帮你妈量体温」

We all know kids aren’t the best at keeping a closed door closed. However, just because they catch you doing the dirty, it doesn’t mean they’re ready for the sex talk just yet. Here are some of the weirdest “sexcuses” parents have given their youngsters when they walk in on adult time.
 
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2. 「我只是在用我的量油计测量妈妈的油量够不够,你知道就像跟车子一样」

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3. 「我女儿以为我们在吵架,所以我们还假装和好」

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4. 「我告诉我们的孩子我们在吵说谁可以先洗澡,现在我们都会锁门了」

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5. 「我们在变一个叫做『消失的香肠』的魔术」

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6. 「我们正在享受一个心灵上的冒险旅程」

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7. 「当时我老公在上面,然后儿子问:『爸,妈在哪?』,然后老公说:『你有趣厨房找找看吗?』」

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8. 「当时上帝在找妈妈而我在拉住她,那就是为什么她一直喊『上帝啊!』」

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9. 「奶奶打电话过来说想要另一个孙子女」

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10. 「我女儿当时4岁,我跟他说我在做伏地挺身而爸爸在帮我」

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11. 「爸爸被毒蛇咬到我在帮他把毒给吸出来」

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12. 「跟我们5岁儿子说我们抱在一起太热所以把衣服都脱掉了」

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13. 「爸爸妈妈在玩骑马马~」

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14. 「我们在玩摔角但你不能跟我们玩,现在是我们玩摔角的时间。」

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15. 「我只是在你妈体内找东西」

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