30只「一点都不屑你想法」的超爆笑混蛋动物。#8猫咪终于露出真面目了!

1. 狗狗不想学游泳,只要能这样漂浮就够了…   2. 野生的… 廣告1   3. 猫皇都打不过,可能是KFC基因改造过的G战士。   4. 廣告2   5. 廣告3   6.就这样在教堂里霸占了耶稣宝宝的床…   7. 火鸡当路霸!   8. 杀人灭口对他来说是家常便饭。   9. 跟人类

April 22, 2017
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1. 狗狗不想学游泳,只要能这样漂浮就够了…

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

 

2. 野生的…

Oh Deer
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3. 猫皇都打不过,可能是KFC基因改造过的G战士。

Zero F*cks Given

 

4.

Crow Gives No F*cks
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5.

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks
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6.就这样在教堂里霸占了耶稣宝宝的床…

This Church Cat

 

7. 火鸡当路霸!

This Turkey

 

8. 杀人灭口对他来说是家常便饭。

Kitty Doesn't Care  About Your Problems

 

9. 跟人类奴役人类的概念差不多。

F*ck You, Other Duck

 

10. 他喜欢走在危险的边缘。

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

 

 

11. 「这个小家伙就这样跳到我们的船上,然后跑到我们沙发上休息…」

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

 

12. 下楼时看到这个小兄弟就这样…

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

 

13. 「你们有种出来跟我单挑啊!」

This Cat

 

14.

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store
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15.

Poor Dog

 

16. 下雨天照样睡。

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

 

17. 

This Seagull

 

18. 好混蛋的海鸥。

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care
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19. 我做了一个派的饼皮,翻过来时看到…

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

 

20. 这样大家要怎么吃饭啊?当场舔蛋…

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

 

21. 「时间一长熟了,这只帅气的浣熊就很喜欢过来这样…」

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

 

22. 后面的人类不知道什么时候已经甩掉了…

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

 

23.「请不要把饮料随便乱放,这只猫是个混蛋」

Zero F*cks Given
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24. 照样游。

F*cks Given Level: Goose

 

25. 这只混蛋狗超爱坐在其他狗/人身上。

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

 

26.

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck
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27.

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

 

28. 这只水豚跟所有生物都是好兄弟。

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

 

29. 连一点点,都不觉得有趣。

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed
 
TEEPR小编:他是方丈狗吗?!

 

30. 「这个混蛋飞过两片玻璃,毁了我的卧室,便便在所有的东西上面,然后请他走的时候还敢这样对我微笑…」

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises
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来源:BoredPanda

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