8种「管不住下半身」女生在爱情路上总会遇到的「渣男」类型

1. 乐队主唱。   他有长长的头发,会唱情歌,但他也是世界上最无情的渣男之一,就如有梅毒的加工厂。   2. Tinder渣男。   「想坐在我的脸上吗?」一来就直接约炮,连普通的哈囉也懒得说。 廣告1   3. 炮友渣男。   「所以,我们现在是什么关系?」「嘘…别毁掉它

April 27, 2017
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1. 乐队主唱。

Just because he has long hair and sings about love doesn't mean he's not one of the world's most relentless fuckboys. He’s like a groupie processing plant. Probably has syphilis.
 
他有长长的头发,会唱情歌,但他也是世界上最无情的渣男之一,就如有梅毒的加工厂。

 

2. Tinder渣男。

Just a string of repellent messages, and if you're really unlucky one extremely short, gropey date.
 
「想坐在我的脸上吗?」一来就直接约炮,连普通的哈囉也懒得说。
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3. 炮友渣男。

“Let’s not put a label on it”, he says, kissing your stomach, and heading south. Translation: I’m living like a polyamorous medieval king with zero responsibility, and I like it that way.
 
「所以,我们现在是什么关系?」「嘘…别毁掉它。」总是回避两人是什么关系,然后亲吻你的胃,一路向南。翻译:我现在就像中世纪国王一样,没有责任,我喜欢这样的生活。

 

4. 无耻渣男。

He's gorgeous, and he knows it. He ploughs through women like a combine harvester. For some messed-up reason there’s a little bit of your brain saying, You can change him. But of course you can’t. OF COURSE you can’t.
 
他不介意让其他人知道他每天床伴都不同的多姿多彩生活,你以为你也许可以改变他,但当然不能。
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5. 感性作家。

A fuckboy in camouflage. He lends you his favourite book, he’s smart, he's thoughtful. He writes you a poem. Oh, and he’s sexting another girl the whole time.
 
很会伪装的渣男。他聪明细心,会借你看他最爱的书,但其实同时跟其他女生有性关系。(TEEPR小编想起乐团「极品下流少女」的主唱川谷绘音…他也符合第一项!)

 

6. 女权主义者。

He was brought up by his mum, and he has three sisters. He was genuinely upset when Hillary lost the election, and made a big thing about going on the women’s march. One small thing, though… He can’t keep his dick in his pants.
 
「女性只是想玩乐!」他从小由母亲照顾,有三个姐妹,当希拉蕊落败时,他很失望,也会去游行争取女性权益…但他却管不住自己的下半身。

 

7. 双面人。

He tricked you with his nice guy demeanor.
 
一开始他展现出好男人的风度,但睡完之后…「我们没有说过在一起对不对?」

 

8. 「狗狗吃了我的功课」谎言渣男。

'Sorry, babe, I was at my mum's,' 'I had to work last minute,' etc., etc. He's got 1,001 excuses for why he keeps letting you down, and unfortunately none of them are the truth: that he's a fuckboy of the highest order.
 
「我发誓,我真的看不到你讯息。」总是会有一大堆借口和谎言,不断让你失望,是一个高阶的渣男。

来源:Buzzfeed

大家觉得还有哪些类型的渣男很常见吗?

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