男生看不懂但女生會爆粗口的「超崩潰生活困擾」完全想讓人飆髒話啊!

1. 不小心勾破新買的絲襪,身邊又沒得替換時:   2. 早上起來趕著上班,化妝到一半時蜜粉刷不小心掉到洗手台裡還弄濕…… 廣告1   3. 當妳的頭髮不小心捲入吹風機或捲髮器時:   4. 當妳刮腳毛時不小心刮到自己的腿: 廣告2   5. 當妳一時手殘不小心毀了還沒

February 22, 2016
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1. 不小心勾破新買的絲襪,身邊又沒得替換時:

When your brand new pantyhose rip and you don't have another pair to change into because those are also ripped.

 

2. 早上起來趕著上班,化妝到一半時蜜粉刷不小心掉到洗手台裡還弄濕……

When you drop your makeup brush in the sink and it gets moist, but you haven't finished putting on your makeup yet.
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3. 當妳的頭髮不小心捲入吹風機或捲髮器時:

When you catch your hair in a straightener/curling iron and it rips off and your scalp is crying.

 

4. 當妳刮腳毛時不小心刮到自己的腿:

When you cut your leg while shaving even though you were trying very hard not to.
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5. 當妳一時手殘不小心毀了還沒乾的指甲油:

When you just painted your nails and you think it's dry but when you go to check you end up smudging it.
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6. 當妳去上廁所時才發現牙齒上沾到口紅,而且一整個早上都沒人告訴妳:

When you look in the mirror and realize you have lipstick all over your teeth and no one told you.

 

7. 當妳穿著新買的鞋子去約會:

When your favorite shoes betray you with a blister.
 
喔不,看起來超痛的QQ

 

8. 或是妳不小心被自己的高跟鞋絆倒:

fail fall drunk tripping heels

 

9. 當妳綁頭髮時,髮圈斷了還快狠準地彈到妳的手臂:

When your favorite hair tie snaps and slaps you on the wrist like you are being punished.

 

10. 當妳的髮圈和頭髮纏住,好不容易拔下來卻發現妳也順手拔了幾根頭髮。

When your hair band rips and the rubber band pulls all your hair out of your head and you're sure that you must be bald.
 
這個真的超痛的!

 

11. 當妳約會到一半去上廁所時發現眼線早就暈開了:

When your eyeliner looks perfect but you immediately smudge it on accident and then you just silently stare at yourself in the mirror.
 
讓我死了吧……

 

12. 當妳發現月經提早來,還不小心弄髒了內褲和褲子:

 
「你他*認真的嗎?」

 

13. 當妳剛刮完腋毛接著抹上止汗劑時……(一陣灼燒感):

When you put on deodorant right after shaving and it burns your skin.
 
「不了,謝謝。」

 

14. 當妳的耳環不小心勾到衣服彷彿要把耳朵給扯下來時:

When your shirt gets stuck on an earring and it feels like your ear is being pulled off and your earring is trying to murder you.
 
「我不幹了!」

 

15. 當妳走在路上驚覺腿上長出腿毛時:

When you walk in direct sunlight and you realize you missed a patch of hair on your leg...like, a big patch.
 
「我需要來刮毛了。」
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16. 當妳穿了一整天裙子發現大腿內側因為摩擦太久開始發熱刺痛……

When you're walking while wearing a dress and you give yourself thigh burn.
 
痛啊~~

 

17. 出門運動時發現妳忘了穿內衣,試著放慢跑步速度好讓胸部不要晃得那麼劇烈……

theCHIVE excited run boobs slow motion
 
也許這是大胸部的人才有的困擾?

 

18. 當妳發現等了兩個禮拜終於到貨的網購衣服不合尺寸,而妳必須一趟跑去郵局辦退貨時:

When you order something online and it doesn't fit and you would have to drive all the way to the post office and buy a stamp in order to return it.

 

19. 當妳打了個噴嚏,瞬間感覺下面血崩時:

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內心髒話一串!@#$%^&
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20. 當妳必須小心翼翼拉出棉條時:

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21. 或者當妳發現根本找不到棉條的線時:

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22. 當妳不小心把內衣鋼圈穿到斷掉還戳到自己的肉:

movie film funny girl food

妳是不是也心有戚戚焉呢?快把和朋友一起討論吧!

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