29個會讓你相比之下發現到其實你很富有的「超崩潰倒楣事件」。

1. 販賣機都跟你過不去。 imgur.com   2. 疊疊樂也不想被你玩。 imgur.com 廣告1   3. 啤酒寧願自爆也不想被你喝。 imgur.com   4. 你絕對從來不知道罐頭竟可以這麼討厭一個人。 imgur.com 廣告2   5. 馬桶刷也討厭你。 imgur.com 廣告3   6. 最不該著火的東西也引火自

October 14, 2015
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1. 販賣機都跟你過不去。

Vending machines are against you.

 

2. 疊疊樂也不想被你玩。

Jenga is so against you it doesn't even make sense any more.
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3. 啤酒寧願自爆也不想被你喝。

Beer is against you.

 

4. 你絕對從來不知道罐頭竟可以這麼討厭一個人。

Cans are against you more than you even could have imagined.
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5. 馬桶刷也討厭你。

Toilets are against you.
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6. 最不該著火的東西也引火自焚。

Bascially everything is against you.

 

7. 說好的雙色水果糖出現一堆黃色…

Because life is this bag of Starburst with only yellow ones.

 

8. 連這顆藍色的小東西都要跟你過不去….

It's this one tiny thing out of place.

 

9. 超悲劇的可樂罐。

It's this tragic can.

 

10. 我想人生本來就是跟這個可樂罐一樣悲劇吧。

Life is this tragic can as well.

 

11. 還有這個超不用心的捲筒衛生紙…

It's this messed-up toilet roll.

 

12. 看了就讓人悲傷。

It's this saddest bottle of wine.

 

13. 人生就如同這瓶牛奶一樣,看的到喝不到。

Life is this milk you can't even get at.
Twitter: @chrisbrandybock

 

14. 怎麼會有人想要這樣吃…..到底是多跟巧克力有多過不去?!

Meanwhile, people do this, and that just proves that everything in the world is against you.

 

15. 這些人這樣做都不會良心不安嗎?

People do this.
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16. 我一定要跟你絕交。

People do this.

 

17. 有必要這樣整一個內急的人嗎?

The world is against you because people think this is fine.
Twitter: @duraktugce

 

18. 已經不知道到底該放棄擦屁股還是對抗這隻蜘蛛了。

The world is against you because of this spider.

 

19. 還真會挑地方。

And this one.
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20. 這個罐頭是!?

This can is against you as well.

 

21. 剪刀也罷工。

These scissors don't care about you.

 

22. 這隻湯匙一點也不在乎你的感受。

This spoon has no concern about you.

 

23. 這隻叉子也是。

And neither does this fork.

 

24. 這個包裝超討厭你。

This packet actively hates you.
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25. 這個罐頭也看你不爽。

And so does this can.

 

26. 就連百事可樂也要變成藍色。

The world is against you because blue Pepsi actually exists.

 

27. 難道冰箱廠商跟雞蛋廠商不能協調一下嗎?

The world is against you because all the eggs never fit.
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28. 過度包裝的冰淇淋。

The world is against you because this can actually happen to an ice cream cone.

 

29. 連NOKIA3310都會壞掉,我看世界末日真的要來了。

And finally, the world is against you because Nokia phones can actually be broken, and that means you simply can't trust anything any more.

來源:Buzzfeed

能把「神器」用爆,那這個人一定是衰到透頂了。這些事情雖然都是小事,但是如果一天之內發生好幾次,也會覺得自己真的好悲情。分享出去給朋友看看吧!

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