19张「证明以前医生真不知道是哪毕业」的中古世纪医生爆笑惊悚照。

以下是19个中世纪时代医生治疗疾病的方法……嗯,看完后你会真的很庆幸活在现代……  1. 在光天化日之下拿花瓶塞病患屁屁: 廣告1   2. 用诡异长条牙齿猛兽帮病患拔牙:   3. 瘟疫医生戴着诡异恐怖的鸟面具现身: 廣告2   4. 当病患食物中毒后,医

January 2, 2017
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以下是19个中世纪时代医生治疗疾病的方法……嗯,看完后你会真的很庆幸活在现代…… 

1. 在光天化日之下拿花瓶塞病患屁屁:

When your doctor decides to shove a vase up your butt in the middle of a field in broad daylight:
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2. 用诡异长条牙齿猛兽帮病患拔牙:

When your dentist has to pull a giant fucking tooth worm thing out of your mouth:

 

3. 瘟疫医生戴着诡异恐怖的鸟面具现身:

When the "plague doctor" shows up in a scary ass bird mask, looking more terrifying than the actual plague itself:
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4. 当病患食物中毒后,医生不想被恶烂呕吐物碰到:

When you have food poisoning but your doctor doesn't want to get any puke stains on his new velvet robe:
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5. 在开脑部手术前,整个医疗团队会先让自己酒醉:

When the entire medical team decides to get absolutely trashed before your head operation:

 

6. 当医生在帮病患作第一百次除掉头蝨的动作:

When your physician is pissed because they have to sweep the bugs out of your hair for the 100th time:

 

7. 牙医因为手臂力量不够,而必须一脚踏在病患胸前,借力使力才能拔牙:

When your dentist has no forearm strength so he just pushes off your chest with his muddy boot to remove a tooth:

 

8. 当主治医生正在切开病患头颅时,其他医生在旁边窃窃私语、讲垃圾话:

When the other doctors are right next to you trash-talking your doctor's skills as he slices your head open:

 

9. 泌尿科医师一边头顶着大碗,一边骂病患过于肿大的睾丸:

When your urologist who wears a bowl on his head scolds you about your abnormally massive testicles:

 

10. 医生直接用刀帮病患放血,还在地上摆碗装血:

When your doctor casually cuts into your veins and lets you bleed out into a bowl on the floor:

 

11. 当病患肩膀脱臼,医生不知道该怎么接回去时:

When your physician can't figure out how to fix your shoulder so you just stand there crying-laughing:

 

12. 当妇产科医生没力气不够,需要其他医生帮忙抓好病患:

When your OBGYN has really tiny legs and feet so they need to go extra lengths to get the right angle:

 

13. 当病患全身上下长满天花,痛苦到不行,但医生正忙着对天洒花:

When your doctor should be treating you for smallpox but they're too busy throwing dandelion puffs into the air:

 

14. 因为病患迟到,医生一脸不满地开头颅手术:

When your doctor is pissed because you came in late for your appointment to get a hole drilled in your head:
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15. 一边开脑一边做一字腿、偷练瑜珈的医生:

When your doctor decides to just do the splits in his leggings right as he cuts your head open:

 

16. 医生要病患抓着椅背上的白布条,他才好帮忙引产:

When your doctor makes you hang from a chandelier so she can deliver your adult baby:

 

17. 医生要求病患摆出特定姿势,这样他才有办法检查痔疮:

When your doctor makes you get in an interesting position so he can reach your hemorrhoids with his tiny rake:

 

18. 医生会要求病患小心拿好鸡蛋,这样他才能趁你不注意时戳你的眼睛,把脏东西清出来:

When your doctor asks you to hold an egg calmly so he can poke the shit out of your eye:
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19. 医生会强迫病患喝水,或者他可能正试图淹死病患:

When your physician forces you to chug water from a funnel and they're also maybe drowning you:

来源:BuzzFeed

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